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SPOTIFY FAMILY

pupfresh:

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Spotify has announced a family plan. Details below.

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  • me: *to friend(s) online* i'm gonna go to sleep c ya
  • me: ...
  • me: *reblogs and likes things*
  • me: shit now they're r gonna think im avoiding them when really i just have no self-discipline

Lady Gaga dancing in a hot dog custume.

(Source: inlovewithmygaga, via zackisontumblr)

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easily the strongest singer in the group. he gives each song (particularly ballads) a wistful, emotive bit of soul.

easily the strongest singer in the group. he gives each song (particularly ballads) a wistful, emotive bit of soul.

(Source: slowdancingwithzarry, via jaerie)

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

wnslw:

I want this on a shirt

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snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

(via lizfrawley)

condommodel:

check out this picture of a floating head

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(via menstrualfluid)

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

(via lizfrawley)

letstalkaboutships:

gracelcoop:

I love this gif too much save me please

*wait thats not how the story goes*

letstalkaboutships:

gracelcoop:

I love this gif too much save me please

*wait thats not how the story goes*

(via lizfrawley)

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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(via menstrualfluid)

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spookyscaryness:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

Majestic flap flaps

spookyscaryness:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

Majestic flap flaps

(via insidiouschris)