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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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misterryan:

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capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Supreme Nitpicker of the Universe

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all things bright and beautiful

Anonymous asked: HI WAIT WHATS THE HORSE STORY?!?

hi:

This his owner was denied a permit to build a shelter for his horses :( but then he figured out you don’t need a permit to build a table and chairs :D :D sosososo amazing

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brockdavis:

popcorn rain cloud #popcorn #rain #popcornraincloud

brockdavis:

popcorn rain cloud #popcorn #rain #popcornraincloud

*98

OMG

you are so cute and sweet and creative and YOU LAUGH AT THINGS I SAY holy jesus god i can’t handle this

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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

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mileynation:

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the only proper way to handle seeing a fight

oh my god for real

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outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

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curtisplease:

phew. 8 lives left

curtisplease:

phew. 8 lives left

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